[فيرتوسو: الوحش الأسطوري الطائر]｜The Virtuoso: The Flying Mythological Beast｜كوميدي｜YOUKU
[Pig] The disciples of the Japanese Black Flag Union are here. We came to rescue God so that you can help us wipe out Yuandu and rule the world. [The Virtuoso: The Flying Mythological Beast] Ladies and gentlemen. The Jiang Family’s relatives. Let’s propose a toast. Wish my senior will be promoted to Master. Congratulations.
Come on. Thank you for coming. Come on. What’s that noise? What? What’s that noise? Drink. Monster. There is a monster. Monster. Run! There is a monster. Help. There is a monster. Go back. [Steamed Bun Shop] [Yancui Attic] [Yancui Attic] [Jiang Mansion] Ah. No. No. Darling. Darling. No, Darling. No, Darling. Darling. No.
He’s our child. Our baby, Darling. Honey. The child has such a fate. We can’t keep him. No. Darling, please, Darling. Seal. Shan. Darling. Senior. Darling, wake up. [Twenty Years Later] Thank you, Brother Li. Brother Piggy. My kite landed on the roof. Will you take it off for me? OK. He can’t get down.
Come down. Come down. Got fooled, stupid pig? What are you doing? Give me my money back. Let go. That’s all you have, poor man? This is the money for my grandma to get medical treatment. That old woman should have died a long time ago. Why would she need treatment?
Pig monster. A pig monster who doesn’t have parents. I’m not. I’m not. You’re a pig monster. Beat him. Beat this pig monster. Beat him. Kill you. Pig monster. Beat him. Beat him. Kill him. Kill him. Grandma. I don’t want to leave. Calf. If it goes on like this, one day,
Either you will hurt someone, or someone will hurt you. Go to Taoism in Yuandu. The master there will find a way to cure you. Grandma. I’m Piggy, not Calf. One day twenty years ago, a woman was holding a child. She died in the village. But the child was unharmed.
He just has too much hair and looked ugly. No one was willing to take him in. He was treated as a monster and soaked in a pig cage. You were kind enough to take me in. Child. Yeah. It’s the only thing your mother left. That’s why I named you Jiang Puppy. Jiang Puppy.
Grandma. Thank God you still have your key memories. I’m a pig. I’m not a dog. Kitty. What? Grandma. Grandma. Don’t miss me too much. I will come back as soon as I am cured. [Yuandu Boundary] Take a look. Take a look, Mate? Excuse me. A bowl… of noodles… Excuse me, there’s a fly.
Ah? Who said that? Where are you from, lad? Want to make trouble? I am from here. Well. A thief crying “Stop thief”. Forget it. I won’t eat. Do you know who I am? How dare you dine and dash? What are you looking at? Eat your noodles. What are you doing? This is my…
All right, you can get lost now. This is my… Dude, calm down. Don’t be impulsive. Actually, I didn’t mean to. I’m sick. You really are sick. I’m not. Don’t think you can take advantage of me just because I’m good-looking. Next one. [Registration Desk for Taoism Examination] Name. Next one. Senior Zhang.
Yes, you can. But we don’t want all trashes. Old man. You’re signing up, right? Squatting stances. Let me see. (*Lit. a horse’s steps) Horse’s steps? You can squat it? Gallop. Gallop. Turn left. Gallop. Gallop. Stop. Having fun? Putting on a monkey show? Riding a horse. Get lost. Why are you so fierce?
Write your name over there. How could he sign up? He? He has a back of a tiger and a waist of a bear, a sage-like type. He looks extraordinary. Come on. No, then I… Get lost! So fierce. I thought everyone can sign up. [Practice medicine and treat the sick] [The Virtuoso] [Virtuoso Pavilion]
Is anybody there? Anybody there? Anybody there? Is there anyone? Anyone here? Fifty tablets beforehand. Charge twenty wen. (*a currency unit used in China in imperial times) [Powerful Impotence Pill] If I eat this, I can pass the Taoism exam? Are you going to take the Taoism exam? If you take the Taoism exam,
Come to our Virtuoso Pavilion. Why do you have to be this polite, Uncle? Don’t call me Uncle. Call me Great God. My name is Qian Ba Dai. Everyone calls me Taoist Ba Dai. What’s your name? My name is Jiang Piggy. It sounds corny. A very special name. You’re here
For the Taoism exam, right? You’ve come to the right person. I have the medicine. Take a look. For example, this one. Phoenix Vine. It’s kind of like feces. But it can increase your attack power by ten. For example, this one. It’s called Dragons Blood Powder. It’s kind of like urine. But
It can enhance your defense. And this one. This is called Raptured Elixir. You’re too young. I won’t introduce it to you. Like this. I solemnly introduce it to you. I’ll plug the Raptured Elixir in first. Like this. I solemnly introduce it to you. Okay, just look at it this way. Come on.
Did you see it clearly? This can instantly increase all your superpowers. When you fight against your opponent, instantaneously, crack, you will come behind him. Crack! Wow. He will faint on the ground at that time. You can catch him. And then give him a shoulder throw. Throw him over here. And then.
And step on him. And then with the elbow strength. Great God. Don’t move. With the elbow strength. When it’s over, step on him. Step on him again. And then the referee will count backwards. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Reach out your right hand and you will pass the exam. Pass. From then on,
Your parents will no longer have to worry about your exam. Not to mention Taoism, even if it’s bad blood, it’ll be easy. Are you scared? Yes. Please stay, young man. Every step you take from now on will be a big step you regret in your life. Turn around and look at it.
Even this donkey is asking you to stay. OK. Have you ever heard of such a saying? Who is good at Taoism kung fu? Please go to Virtuoso Pavilion to find Qian Ba Dai. No. OK. Come with me. [Top Ten Taoist] Top Ten Taoist. [Truth-seeking Green Flag Bearer] Truth-seeking Green Flag Bearer.
[Truth-seeking Century-old Store] Truth-seeking Century-old Store. [Gold Taoist] Gold Taoist. Gold Taoist. Are you excited? Do you want to pick one? Are you happy or not? Happy. Excited. Right? Pick one. I… I don’t have so much money. How much money do you have? I just… 183 wen. Congratulations. Great. My god.
I can’t control myself. You’re so lucky. So lucky. Let me tell you something. You got the biggest surprise in our store today. 17 wen off 200 wen upon consumption. That means you can buy a bottle for 183 wen. Are you happy? Happy. Are you excited? Yeah. Do you want to have one? No.
What are you doing? It has nothing to do with me. It has nothing to do with me. Himself… He… It’s okay. No one can die here. See? I have the medicine. On the count of three, two, one. He will definitely wake up. Three. Two. One. Three. Two. One. Three. Two. One. Look.
I’m fine. You’re fine. Great God. I can take the Taoism exam. You can take the Taoism exam. I can take the Taoism exam. You can take the Taoism exam. I can take the Taoism exam. You can take the Taoism exam. I can take the Taoism exam. Go. I can take the Taoism exam.
Go. Take it. Think of it as making a friend. Not 1280. Not 998. Only 183 wen. There will be no loss. You will never be fooled. With your dreams. With your hope. Head for Taoism. Let’s go. Go. Thank you, Great God. Money. Give the two wen to the fat man at the door.
OK. OK. OK. Thank you, Great God. OK. You took the wrong medicine. What now? Take it. How was my acting? Good. Just exaggerate a little bit next time. Didn’t you find out? Did I not perform well? I added one. Bang. Vocals, lines, forms, and performances. Good. I have faith in you. Great. Brilliant.
I still have… I… I put my mind to it. A little more? My performance… [Taoism Exam Tryout] Taoism freshman selection test. Starting now. I hope this year’s examinees will do better. The first examinee. Li Er Gou. Ladies and gentlemen. Next, I’m going to turn this little female duck into a big male duck.
Baffling Magic. A little female duck becomes a big male duck. Change. Has it changed? Tell me about it. A little female duck becomes a big male duck. Change. Awesome. What? What is there to applaud for? The next examinee. Xiong. Good. Xiong. Good, come on, Xiong.
[Prince Charming, Mr. Xiong. Come on, we love you] Great, come on, come on, Xiong. Mr. Xiong, I love you, Mr. Xiong. I love you, Xiong. Low-key. Low-key. Fellows. Seniors. Today, I am honored to show you our extensive and profound magic of Taoism. A wise goose never laid a tame egg.
Xiong is more and more like you. Congratulations. It’s nothing. I’m going to turn this basin of flour into a steamed bun. Showing myself up. Showing myself up. Taiyi Fire. Change flour into a steamed bun. Change flour into a steamed bun. Change flour into a steamed bun. Change flour into a steamed bun.
Change flour into a steamed bun. Taiyi Fire. Taiyi Fire. What are you doing? Great. Go away. I’m not leaving. Go away. You pervert. Go away. Father, help me. Father, what is this? You idiot! Just let go. Go away. Father. Father, help me. Darned! How dare you! How undisciplined! Come on. Drag him down.
Father, please help me. [Taoism Exam Tryout] Great God. I took your medicine and failed to pass the Taoism exam. Please give me my money back. Thank you. Oh my goodness. You took all this medicine? Do you feel there is a force coming out from your body right now?
Do you feel unbearable and hot all over your body? Young boy. Go home and handle your final arrangements. Who’s dying? You’re dying. Why? You took the wrong medicine. That’s the medicine you gave me. The medicine I gave you should be applied externally, not orally. But it doesn’t matter.
You won’t be a poor guy until after 49 days. Commonly known as sudden death on the street. So I’ll still be dead? Yeah. Great God. I can’t die. Great God, I took your medicine. You’re responsible for me. You have to save me. Okay. How could I die? Didn’t I tell you?
No one can die here. Come on, young man. Do with me. Reach out your right hand. Left hand. A slow motion. Get down! Please stand up. Remember. When you feel unbearable and hot all over your body, you have to do this. After it is done, it will not happen.
The name of this motion is sudden death jump. From now on, bid farewell to the bad luck of sudden death on the street. I won’t die anymore. No. I saved your life. Thank you for saving my life. OK. Please go back. Refund. You little punk. It’s expensive for me to save a life.
Do you know? At least 1000 wen. Do you understand? Okay. Well. Don’t ask me for money again. I won’t ask you for money anymore. We’re even. Even. Okay? But I didn’t pass the Taoism exam. Refund. What do you want? What can I do? Well. You want to take the Taoism exam, right?
Have you ever heard such a saying? Whose Taoism Magic is powerful? Please go to Virtuoso Pavilion to find Qian Ba Dai. You said that before. Go. Taoism is divided into two factions. The most unfathomable Taoism Magic and the most subtle Taoism Spell [The Virtuoso] is our Virtuoso Sect. Virtuoso School. Nearly.
As the saying goes, all the people in the world cannot escape from their fate. As long as you learn the best magic, [The Virtuoso] you can also change your fate and be your own master. This is the heir of magic. Virtuoso Magic. So what can I learn when I join Virtuoso School?
It’s awesome. You will learn a lot. The most important one is Invisibility Spell. The most important thing of Invisibility Spell is this feather. Focus on my magic formula. Collect thoughts. I’m sorry. Be absorbed. Read with your heart. Be absorbed. Close your eyes. Be absorbed. Read with your heart.
Be absorbed. Read with your heart. Be absorbed. Read with your heart. Be absorbed. Read… Read with your heart. Be absorbed. Read with your heart. Good. You definitely can’t see me now. Because I’m behind you on the right. [The Virtuoso] When you are confronting your opponent, you can sneak up on him
With a crane beak behind him on the right. This is a false move. Another tiger claw. You can have another tiger claw. When fighting with your enemy, a crane… Shadow. There’s light, right? I forgot. False move. I saw it all. Okay, okay. You… So now you know
Why I accepted you as my disciple? Because you’re smart enough, clever enough. Most people don’t know where I am. But you knew in an instant where I was standing. Right? It proves that you… you… you… you have a good mind, so you can see it in an instant. OK.
I’m going to teach you the most powerful magic, Wall Penetration Spell. Now you see it. This is a whole piece of granite from the West. Even if you keep hitting it with a sledgehammer, you won’t make a big hole. So I’m going to cross this piece of granite with my body. Watch closely.
Look at my hand. The mind has no void response and no trace. The heart is empty and there is no trace. The mind has no void response. Alright. Great God. Great God. This is… Are you okay? I’m fine. Great God. You didn’t get through. I know I didn’t get through. Listen. Just think.
Such a thick piece of granite. Any fool who hits it will die. What about me? I didn’t. Almost. I’m just bleeding. I lost a little blood. Do you know why? I don’t know. Because I have Virtuoso Armor Lock. I’m going to show you the unique skills of the Virtuoso. Armor Lock.
With the protection of Armor Lock, any attack within a hundred miles will be regarded as nothing. Put this down. When I count to one, hit me with this stick. Don’t be softhearted. OK. I’m going to chant a spell. Majestic demeanor. Act and think in one and the same way.
You really seem to be fine. I mean the one of three, two, one. Not the one of act and think in one. Sorry. Okay, let’s do it again. Young man. Please restrain yourself, okay? Majestic demeanor. Act and think in one and the same way. Three. Two. One. Great God. Great God.
What’s going on? Why don’t you just follow the routine? Take the stick. Where’s your stick? I tried the stick. So I just tried the jar. Okay, I forgive you. Invisibility Spell. 300 wen. Wall Penetration Spell. 500 wen. Armor Lock. Because it hurts, 800 wen. You pick one. None of them are very powerful.
I’m like this. I’m still not powerful, huh? You’re bleeding like this. But I’m not dead. Forget it. A young man with strange bones. Stay. Sunshine, bright moon. Fingertip, creatures. Virtuoso Fire Resistance. This… Stay away, be careful not to get burned. The most important feature of Fire Resistance is that
It won’t hurt no matter how big the fire is, and you won’t be scared. Impressive, right? Look. No matter how you blow it, you can’t blow it out. Are you afraid? yes. It really can’t be blown out. Yes… Why don’t you go outside and get some water? Great God, your water.
What did you water? The water you drink on your desk. You… The fire is getting bigger and bigger. What a big fire. It also has a hidden function, which is it’s gonna get bigger when there is water. Are you afraid? Afraid. Is it awesome? Awesome. Do you want to learn? Yes.
Okay, 1000 wen. That’s still too expensive. 800. But it’s such powerful magic. OK, 1000 wen. Six. Okay, 1000 wen. I will teach you. Master… What’s wrong again? Shall I apprentice to you in a solemn ceremony? No need. I promise to teach you. I want to learn. That’s a powerful spell. I… You…
Okay, do it. There’s too much… Kneel as much as you like. All right, on your knees. Hurry up. OK. Do I have to say something? How would I know what you’re gonna say? It’s my first time. Master. Ok. All right. Please accept my respects. Master, why are you wet?
How can I be your Master if I’m not wet? (*”Wet” sounds like “Shifu”, “Master”, in Chinese) That makes sense. Master. If I become the Virtuoso, will I be able to change my destiny? Can a pig also do that? Of course you can. But it’s more expensive for a pig. 1500 wen. So expensive.
That pig is worth 500 wen. How to kill that pig? It’s worth 1000 wen. For example, use my Fire Resistance. Bang. Kill it and you will have a roasted suckling pig. Master. I’m not trying to kill it. I am… All right, don’t say anything else. Give me all your money.
183 wen are all yours. And then? That’s it. Master, what’s wrong? The heck we’re doing it. What? I’ve been playing with you all day. I lost one of my hands. My whole face is full of blood. It’s all blood. Yeah. You told me you have no money.
You were the one who wanted to teach me magic. The heck I’ll teach you. No more teaching? How do I teach? How can I teach you if you don’t have money? Then you can refund. Young man. Then let’s make it clear. You don’t have any money, do you? Yeah.
You want to learn magic, don’t you? Yeah. Then you can go to work. I can? If one job is not enough, you can work two jobs. If two jobs are not enough, you can work three jobs. If three jobs are not enough, you can work four jobs.
If four jobs are not enough, you can work five jobs. Master, stop. I got it, Master. I seem to have found a new direction in life. Then go. I am leaving. What happened all day? It smells like spicy oil. I like it. What are you looking at? Stop eating. Go.
Why are you driving out my customers? You. Xiao Xiao, let’s just close the noodle shop. Open the door for business and earn my own living. What do I eat when the shop is closed? Eat me. I will be the master of Taoism. What about you? Yuandu Noodle Beauty. A perfect match. It’s amazing.
Xiao Xiao, why don’t you know my heart? I… I know I am tall and handsome and all the girls in Yuandu are crazy about me, but… but… but you are the only one in my heart. To be honest, I already have a sweetheart. What? No… It’s me, right? It’s me, right? What’s up?
Hiring? No, go away. Aunt. Sister. Here… It’s him. Everyone saw it that day. We already had physical closeness. We’re about to get married. How come we’ll get married? Shut up if you don’t want to die. It’s you, darn pervert. You’re everywhere. I don’t care. Today, I’m going to kill you.
Want to hit him? I won’t agree. I… Father. Father. My father. You have to help me, Father. You have to help me, Father. You. Father, you have to help me. Father. Don’t make a scene here. No, Father. Listen to me. I… Say what? This is… This is… This must be Mr. Xiong, right?
He’s my son. So handsome. You are so sweet, so good at chatting. I like it. May I know your name? I am Qiping Gao Zhi. As the representative of Japanese Onmyoji, to promote the most powerful magic communication in the world, I came to visit the master of Taoism with my cousin Ryoko.
I intend to ask if Mr. Xiong would like to marry my cousin. Get married? This… There are more than thousands of girls in Taoism who likes me. I don’t like all women. Right? Mr. Xiong of course is suave. I’d like to. I’d like to. How can a marriage be trifled with?
There’s no hurry. No hurry. Brother-in-law. There is no need to chose another day. How about just let me and Ryoko go to the bridal chamber now? Bridal… We’ll have a rescheduled wedding tomorrow. Miss Ryoko, let’s go to the bridal chamber. -You… -Miss Ryoko. What’s your hurry? I’m in no hurry.
It’s just love at first sight. Mr. Xiong, so the marriage… The marriage… I see. The betrothal gift, right? Nothing. My father has plenty of money. If you need anything, just let my father know. Right, Father? Mr. Xiong. The betrothal gift can be waived. I am a magic practitioner.
Pursue the magic of metaphysics all my life. Yes. Just to get a glimpse of the Taoism artifact, the Flying Mythological Pig. Flying Mythological Pig? Father. You hid a Flying Mythological Pig? I… Show it to him. Hurry up. Show it to him. What nonsense are you talking about? You’ve hidden so many treasures.
Just show it to him. I told you. Show it to him. It has a bearing on your son’s happiness for the rest of his life. Show it to him, Father? I’m begging you. Father, show it to him. Oh, shut up. Well… My son is young and ignorant. Make irresponsible remarks. So…
Don’t take it seriously. We have to think about it in the long run. You had a hard trip. You must be very tired. Why don’t you go back to your room and have a rest? Somebody. Here. Take the guests back to their room to have a rest. Yes. Mr. Xiong.
I’ll take my leave then. Take care. Why did he leave? Don’t go, Brother-in-law. Send guests off. Brother-in-law. Shut up. Well… Heroine. Marriage is not a child’s play. You’re not the wife I think my wife should be. Why don’t you find someone else? You’re waving a chicken feather as a token of authority.
I’m just using you to send him away. What a coward. You think I’ll have a crush on you? That would be great. I’ll say goodbye then. Goodbye. I can just let it go with the fly. You haven’t paid for touching my ass yet. How about this? I’ll let you touch mine. You’re sick.
What should I do then? How about this? Aren’t you looking for a job? Work for me. One wen per day. One wen? Just a little guy like you… So much. One wen a day. Don’t get me wrong. I didn’t. That’s a lot. All right. Go and do the dishes. Okay. Thanks, Boss.
Is he out of his mind? No, Father. Do you believe in love at first sight? I like that girl. That girl named Ryoko. I like her. It’s just a pig. Why don’t you just give it to him? Father, just help me. What do you know? I know.
I may not see it, but I have heard about it. I’ve heard a lot of people say that in the past, Jiang Yuan was killed by that pig. In fact, we have to thank the pig, too. Right? If it weren’t for that pig, you wouldn’t be the master, would you? You…
What did you say? Father. Bullocks. I will… Father, no, no, no. I was wrong, okay? Or? Why don’t we just give him the pig in the backyard? You think Qiping is gullible? Can he be casually dismissed by us? I really like her. Enough. From today on,
You are not allowed to leave the room. Not even your door. I have to marry her. You don’t love me anymore, Father. There he is. Qiping Gao Zhi. Did you forget our agreement? Except for correspondence, never see each other in private. That is on the basis of me getting Flying Mythological Pig.
Master Xiong, have you forgotten? Twenty years ago, it was right here. You and I had an agreement. I would help you kill Jiang Yuan. You would help me get the Flying Mythological Pig. My promise has long been fulfilled. What about yours? But the Flying Mythological Pig is dead.
How can I keep my promise? You think it really is dead? What? About twenty years old. A man with a pig’s head. It is said that he went to Taoism to study. But he’s already dead. How can I find him? Then check one by one. How well you play. That’s beautiful.
You play so well. How can you run away when you see your future husband? Although you’re good-looking, I have a crush on you, Master Xiong disagreed with the marriage. I think maybe we should forget it. No, Miss Ryoko. It’s not a big deal. I just need to tell my father about it.
As the saying goes, the arm cannot twist the thigh. But my arms are thicker than my Father’s thighs. Right? When I become the master of Taoism, then you will be the master’s wife, right? Then… I’ll wait for your good news. OK. Can you encourage me? Let me have a kiss.
Looks like this silly lad has fallen in love with you. Find a chance to get him, getting into Taoism. President. I don’t trust Xiong Ba. He said that the mythological beast is dead. But now it appeared on the boundary of Taoism. Do you think it’s just a coincidence?
You are afraid that Xiong Ba will hide it if he finds the Flying Mythological Pig? It won’t be a big deal if he just hides it. I am afraid that he will be selfish. How come? Do your job. Don’t worry about anything else. But I am an Onmyoji, too.
The ambassador of Black Flag Union. You have to know that your mana is very low now. Low-level. If you really want to work for Black Flag Union, find the mythological pig quickly. You can sacrifice your body when necessary. Ryoko. Ryoko, stop. Ryoko, come on, let’s have another one.
Be absorbed. Read with your heart. Be absorbed. Read with your heart. Be absorbed. Read with your heart. They really can’t see me. Uncle, you can see me? No. You can’t see me? I really can’t. It worked. Want to trick me? One. Two. Three. Thank you. [Noodle] Little girl.
Will you pay the protection fee for these three months or not? I, Lin Xiao Xiao, started out at the age of seven, worked as an apprentice at the age of eight, and opened a noodle shop at the age of twelve. I earn everything by myself. You useless things.
When have you ever protected me? You have the nerve to charge me for protection? Bah! Brothers. Smash it. Xiao Xiao. I’m Piggy. They can’t see me. I’m here to protect you. You dare to fight, charge a protection fee, and bully Xiao Xiao. You think you’re amazing? Hit me if you can.
How did you see me? Darn. You think I’m blind? What? I… I’m invisible. You’re too sharp. Guys, hit him. I’ll fight with you. Stop fighting. Go away. Go away. Don’t hit him. Go away. I finally found a new direction in my life. I’ve touched so many buttocks,
But I still couldn’t find a pig’s tail. I want to see Master Xiong. Come tomorrow. I have something important to report to him. Master is resting. I’m going in. Shut up or I won’t go easy on you. I’m going in. I want to see Master Xiong. Master is resting. Be quiet.
What’s all the noise out there? Master. Master. Master Xiong. Please eradicate the Pig Monster and return peace to Yuandu. Pig Monster? Boss. Boss. You’re awake? Are you a man or a pig? What are you? Of course I am a human. I’m just sick. You know you’re sick. Why didn’t you see a doctor?
I did. That’s why I came to Yuandu. Don’t be afraid. Have a bowl of soup first. I won’t hurt you. You… Can I trust you? Can you control that pig? You scared me today. [Noodle] What are you going? Go to a place that I can’t scare you. In the middle of the night.
What if you don’t scare me but scare others? Besides, I’ve already been scared by you. But I can’t stay here. Or what? Is there anywhere else you can go besides here? Boss. Boss. What do you want? I’m going to give you a mirror. My grandma gave me this. I don’t need it anyway.
Take it as an apology. You have a conscience. It’s so beautiful. It’s beautiful indeed. Not you. I was referring to the mirror. No, I was also referring to you. Sometimes, I can’t think straight. I’ll say the wrong things. So you know you’re stupid. If I’m not stupid, I would have learned
The magic from the Virtuoso and driven the pig away. Where’s my magic weapon? What magic weapon? That invisible chicken feather. Invisible chicken feather? Invisible the heck? I’ve never heard that there is a Virtuoso in Yuandu. What’s his name? Qian Ba Dai. The one who sells bonesetters? Idiot, you got fooled.
You’ve been lying to me. Why did you lie to me? I trusted you so much. Why could you lie to me? I met you when I came to Yuandu alone. And you lied to me. Why are you crying? I was lying to you. I was lying to you. But I feel terrible.
Do you know? Master, I’m here. I lied to you. But it hurts me. Smell it. It still smells like barbecue. Look. Are these fake? It’s all true. You almost rammed me to death. Do you know? What did I lie to you about? I did it for your 138 wen?
This is an insult to my character. It’s 183 wen. That’s also an insult. I did it for your own good. I hope you can have confidence. I hope you have the courage to survive in the complex Yuandu. Think about it. How can you, a kid from the mountains, have a foothold here?
You dashed over here. But you… You’re blaming me. I can’t believe you’re blaming me. Master. I didn’t blame you. I am sad. I know you’re upset. Then don’t… I don’t blame you, Master. I… Don’t say anything. If you really want me to get better, then you can give me a kettle of wine.
Actually, this onion… was prepared by me last night. You’re still lying to me. You’re a liar. OK. Stop. It’s just a little money. 138 wen. It’s 183 wen. Okay, even if it’s 183 wen, with your IQ, anyone in the whole Yuandu can get 183 wen from you. No one can fool me.
Look at you. What do I look like? You want to take the Taoism exam like this? How can you pass the Taoism exam? Why can’t I pass? I don’t understand. Why didn’t your parents tell you something about society before you went down the mountain? You dare… I’m teaching you.
You dare to mention my parents. How dare you, lad. Listen. So what if I lie to you? I’ll tell you the truth now. I lied to you about Taoism and the Virtuoso. All lies. Hit me if you can. Come on, come on, hit me. Come on, come on. I’ll hit you right now.
Grandma Egg. They all lied to me. I’m going to renounce you as my master. Get out of here and don’t stop. Sister-in-law, I made a bracelet for Wu Shan. Come on, Chubby Wu Shan. I brought you a little bell. Come on. Don’t cry. Don’t be angry. He’s just cheating money, not love.
Money is nothing. You can earn it again. I already lost my parents. Now even my master is a fake. Who can stand it? It doesn’t matter. At least, I’m serious to you. [Noodle] My nephew, Wu Shan. I finally found you. [Meat in Bun] Noodle Lin. Boss Lin. Where’s the dwarf
Who was with you before? You turned out to be a swindler. A brag master who specializes in ignorant teenagers. Just making a living. I’m in a hurry. Let me tell you. Where is that guy? Isn’t he right there? Where? Where? He was just there. There? In the bowl? You can’t even guard
A living person as an adult? He must have slipped away because he knew you are here. Not only did he became a pig, but also got fooled by the one he trusted the most. What did you just say? He turned into a pig? What?
[The Tomb of the Master of Taoism, Jiang Yuan Shan] My nephew, get up. That’s what happened. Although your father sealed the mythological pig, he also sacrificed. He is the hero of our Taoism. How did you recognize me? You look so much like your father. You are both handsome young men. I recognized you
On the day of the exam. Jiang Wu Shan. Piggy. Jiang Wu Shan. Jiang Wu Shan. Come back with me. I’ll make you something delicious. No. You’re not my master anymore. I’m with Taoism now. I’m going back to detoxify with my uncle. Detoxification? Detoxify what? My junior. How are you? Junior?
He is your younger uncle who used to be the altar elder. Let’s go. I’m not leaving. I want to go back to Taoism with my uncle. Are you a pig? You scold me again. You’re so stupid. Shouldn’t you be scolded? It was because of him that you and your mother
Were on the run. Nonsense. Because of your dereliction of duty, the Flying Mythological Pig got released and your father got killed indirectly. As the new master, I had to do justice for my eldest brother, so I drove you out of the sect. I didn’t expect you to be unrepentant
And sling mud at me. You’re saying that he got Piggy’s father killed? Who else could it be? Come with me. Come on. Come with me. Piggy. Lady, please stay. Further ahead is the Taoism boundary. Irrelevant personnel is not allowed to enter. What’s the big deal about Taoism? Piggy. Piggy. Wu Shan.
Make it your home from now on. Learn the skills with me. If you have anything on your mind, feel free to tell me. Father. Why did you bring this pervert back? Mind your words. From now on, you will be brothers. Brothers? A promiscuous man can be my brother? Father.
Are you so old that you’re confused now? You… Don’t tell me he is your bastard, too? You bastard. What did you say? Wu Shan. The child is not sensible. Don’t take it seriously. Yeah. I’ll accompany you back to your room. You just don’t grow up. Come on.
You darn pervert are still showing off. You robbed my woman before. But now, you still want to take the master position from me. If I don’t give you a piece of my mind, I will change my surname. Turns out that I’m not only handsome but also such a good painter.
I really love myself. It… That was scary. What kind of hobby is this? There’s no tail. Where is it? Who is that? What are you doing here? At first, I just thought you were having an affair with his mother. I didn’t expect that you’re actually having an affair with him.
What nonsense are you talking about? Don’t you feel sorry for my dead mother? Hey, baby. Father loves you. Don’t touch me. Don’t touch me. Hey, baby. Are you going or not? I’m a little… worried. I’m not going. Do you have a heart or not? If it weren’t for you, he wouldn’t have
Put all his hopes on Xiong Ba. It’s okay if you didn’t know him before, but can’t you be nice to him since you know him now? Are you his little uncle or not? Are you going or not? I’m not going. If you want to go, go yourself. Let’s go. Just take a look.
No. This is the place where your father led our brothers to guard the sealed Flying Mythological Pig day and night. Unfortunately, an accident that happened 20 years ago has completely ruined it. Oh, right. The Mythological Pig got into you. Do you feel unwell? No matter how much I eat, I am still hungry.
And I can’t get fat. Does this count? So when will the Mythological Pig show up? When I get beaten and feel extremely angry, it will come out. What else? What else? Look. If you want to recover, you have to tell me everything. Sometimes when I see a pretty little girl… I understand.
I understand. We’re all men. Don’t worry. Today, I will force the Flying Mythological Pig out. Yeah. Seems like the easy way won’t work. I have to do it the hard way. Ryoko. My Ryoko. There are all kinds of wonders in the world. We should respect everyone’s choice. Anyway, he’s your father. No.
He’s not. You didn’t see him. At first, I thought he was with her. I didn’t expect him to be with him. In the end… In the end, he was actually with him. The scariest part… The scariest part is that he said he loves me. No, Ryoko. Ryoko. Mr. Xiong.
I have something to do. Wait. Ryoko. Ryoko. Touch my heart. You touch it. My heart is broken. Broken. Ryoko. No. I want a kiss. I want a kiss. Kiss. Mr. Xiong. Mr. Xiong, don’t do this. Mr. Xiong. Give me a kiss. Uncle. I can’t stand it anymore. No, no.
Good boy. It will be done in a minute. Hang in there. Come on, Uncle. It hurts. Uncles, it hurts. Let me go! Let me go! Be quite. Let me go! Let me go! I don’t want to detox. No. Without detoxification, how can I get the mythological beast for my use
To eradicate Black Flag Union and become the overlord of the world? What are you talking about? Uncle, I don’t understand. You are exactly the same as your dad, that punk. Your death approaches. You still want to be my relative. Your father deserved to get killed by my poisoned wine.
Thank you all for coming. Senior. Here, I brought you some wine. Junior. What are you doing here? You did not guard the altar and came here to beg for a drink. I’ve already arranged everything there. Why don’t I heat the wine, Second Senior? The wine is heated. Second Senior, look.
The wine is heated up. First Senior. Congratulations on becoming the master. Bottoms up. Junior. I appreciate your kindness. You shouldn’t drink today. The wine is poisonous. You killed my father. Jiang Yuan was too kind. It was hard for him to succeed. He didn’t deserve to be the master at all.
If he didn’t hold on to the position of Master, I wouldn’t unite with Black Flag Union and do such a disloyal and unjust thing? So it’s all you. I’m going to kill you. It’s changed. It’s finally changed. Let me tell you something. What Qian Ba Dai said is true.
I was the one who forced your mother to jump off a cliff. That was because she clung to you and wouldn’t let you go. Then what can you do with me? This is the fate of you and your father. Come on. Come and take revenge on me. Come on. [Preview of the Sequel]
Jiang Piggy killed my father. No matter what, you have to find it. You didn’t take revenge. It was those Onmyoji who murdered your father. Piggy. [Oxtail Cave] Patriarch Grandma of Virtuoso School. Virtuoso Magic. Must find the mythological pig to annex Dayuan for the emperor and dominate the world. I’m going to kill you.
[The Virtuoso: Onmyoji]